Welcome to this week’s show. What the contestants here don’t know is that they’re even playing.
So pick a class closest to you to invest all hopes and dreams. Low interest self esteem. Do you know the price you’re paying for the time
you are wasting? Look past the Christmas number one and the ‘look at the life you could have won!’ Instead look at the things you could have done.
Look aghast at the parties having fun at our expense. Next year please don’t pick up the phone and vote. Mark X here. Stop paying for Simon’s moat.